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Unread postby rainbowgirl28 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:07 am

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/e ... eye22.html


Suit over Norris "facts"

Tough-guy actor and martial-arts expert Chuck Norris, real name Carlos Ray Norris, sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him. Penguin published "The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World's Greatest Human" in November. Author Ian Spector and two Web sites he runs to promote the book are also named in the suit. Among the "mythical facts": "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried" and "Chuck Norris can charge a cellphone by rubbing it against his beard." The suit, filed in Manhattan federal court, seeks unspecified monetary damages for trademark infringement, unjust enrichment and privacy rights.


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Unread postby spike gibeault » Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:04 pm

rainbowgirl28 wrote:When you google Chuck Norris quotes, this thread is #11 on the list :confused:

If you google "Chuck Norris quotes" this is #7.

When you google pole vault we're #6 :(


when you google pole vault we are now 3d and i couldnt find us under chuck norris :), we are getting more popular

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Unread postby vault3rb0y » Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:20 pm

Chuck Norris is forced to pole vault without a pole because he can break any pole as he pleases.

Chuck Norris does not jump over bars when he pole vaults, the bars duck for cover as chuck norris approaches them.
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Unread postby spike gibeault » Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:31 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't bend poles, he breaks them

Chuck Norris Doesn't land on a pit, he lands on a bed of nails

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Unread postby AR01 » Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:08 am

haha i never get tired of these jokes

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Unread postby Tim McMichael » Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:19 pm

Chuck Norris cannot leap over tall buildings with a single bound because they don't duck quick enough.

Chuck Norris tried to raise pit bulls, but they kept dying of fright.

Chuck Norris screws in a light bulb by standing in one place and causing the world to revolve around him.


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