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Re: You Might be a Redneck Pole Vaulter
Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 1:02 pm
by txpolevaulter_k25
Your happy when you break a pole cause you just got a new handle for your gig.
Re: You Might be a Redneck Pole Vaulter
Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 1:52 pm
by birdi_gurlie
What's a gig?
[I mean, I know the definition of it being an event or such, but not something that needs a handle.]
Re: You Might be a Redneck Pole Vaulter
Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 3:41 pm
by txpolevaulter_k25
birdi_gurlie wrote:What's a gig?
[I mean, I know the definition of it being an event or such, but not something that needs a handle.]
It is like a spear used to stab fish, frogs, or whatever.
Re: You Might be a Redneck Pole Vaulter
Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 4:03 pm
by birdi_gurlie
Ah.
lol...that's pretty funny.
Re: You Might be a Redneck Pole Vaulter
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:43 pm
by Tim McMichael
If you have ever used a piece of broken pole as a stake for tossing horseshoes.
If the seating and lighting accommodations for fans at your track meet involve tailgates and headlights.
If your bungee bar doubles as a clothes line.
If your pole has a Reagan-Bush '84 election sticker on it instead of a label.
Re: You Might be a Redneck Pole Vaulter
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:55 am
by Tim McMichael
txpolevaulter_k25 wrote:birdi_gurlie wrote:What's a gig?
[I mean, I know the definition of it being an event or such, but not something that needs a handle.]
It is like a spear used to stab fish, frogs, or whatever.
There was a guy from my High School who went frog gigging in the middle of the night after having a few too many. He saw something moving under the water and gigged his own foot.
Re: You Might be a Redneck Pole Vaulter
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:04 pm
by vault3rb0y
If you've ever used the broken end of the pole with the plug to play dizzy bat or variations involving baseball with a pole and a plug.
Re: You Might be a Redneck Pole Vaulter
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:06 pm
by powerplant42
If you're having memory problems due to inhaling too many lighter fluid fumes from putting so much on your poles.
Re: You Might be a Redneck Pole Vaulter
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:58 pm
by birdi_gurlie
If duct tape is the cure-all for any track equipment.
Re: You Might be a Redneck Pole Vaulter
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:42 am
by Tim McMichael
If you have ever hung catfish heads from your standards.
If you used your weather cover as a blanket for a cow that had fallen while giving birth.
If you thought you were never, ever going to get it clean enough to use again.
Re: You Might be a Redneck Pole Vaulter
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:18 am
by Tim McMichael
If your last road trip was featured on “True Stories of the Highway Patrol.”
If you use an old section of pit as a backstop for bow hunting practice.
If your favorite restaurant to take your team to is called “Elmer’s Dixie Dog Café and Bait Shop.” (The sign by the highway reads “Coors, Lures and Live Catfish.”)
Re: You Might be a Redneck Pole Vaulter
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:04 am
by Barefoot
If you like rabbits breedin' under your pit cause they're good eatin'...